Title: Bicycle Repair Man Sketch
Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all
appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G
Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at
any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!
Boy: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
Bicycle Repair Man:
Superman 1: If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!
Bicycle Repair Man: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him.
Look over there!
Supermen 1-3: BRM, but how?
Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Superman 3: Is it a church warden?
Supermen 1-3: NO! It's BRM!
Superman In Need: MY! BRM! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
Superman 2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
Superman 1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
Superman In Need: Oh, Oh BRM, how can I ever repay you?
Bicycle Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for...
Bicycle Repair Man!
Supermen 1-3: Our Hero!
Voiceover: Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international
communism, BRM is ready!
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