Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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  • BITOFF.WAV 53 Kb "During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of off."
  • BUCKET.WAV 26 Kb "Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up."
  • CLITORIS.WAV 68 Kb "So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!"
  • COFFEE.WAV 40 Kb "Tiger brand coffee is a real treat. Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat."
  • CUTOFF.WAV 15 Kb "Couldn't you have your balls cut off?"
  • DONOR.WAV 43 Kb "What's this, then?" "A liver donor's card." "Need we say more?"
  • FINDFISH.WAV 13 Kb "Find the fish."
  • FISHGONE.WAV 43 Kb "I wonder where that fish has gone."
  • FOREPLAY.WAV 23 Kb "We'll take the foreplay as read."
  • GAWK.WAV 46 Kb "Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of God before."
  • GLOOM.WAV 28 Kb "Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"
  • HATS.WAV 21 Kb "People are not wearing enough hats."
  • IDIDGO.WAV 47 Kb "And it went wherever I did go."
  • LIVELIFE.WAV 38 Kb "F-ck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to!"
  • LIVER.WAV 21 Kb "Hello. Can we have your liver?"
  • MAD.WAV 72 Kb "We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets."
  • MIDDLE.WAV 47 Kb "Hello, good evening, and welcome to the middle of the film!"
  • ORGAN.WAV 22 Kb "Live organ transplants."
  • PING.WAV 27 Kb "Get the machine that goes ping!"
  • SCIENCE.WAV 38 Kb "I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments."
  • STUFFED.WAV 42 Kb "I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed."
  • TIGER.WAV 18 Kb "Why are you dressed as a tiger?"
  • WAFER.WAV 19 Kb "It's only wafer thin."