Monty Python's Life of Brian

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  • BRIAN.MID 41 Kb. The Theme From Life of Brian
  • AQUADUCT.WAV 7 Kb "The aquaduct?"
  • BEWOMAN.WAV 10 Kb "I want to be a woman."
  • BIGNOSE.WAV 7 Kb "Big-nose!"
  • BIGUS.WAV 9 Kb "Bigus Dickus"
  • BLINDSEE.WAV 28 Kb "I was blind and now I can see."
  • BOX.WAV 35 Kb "Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?"
  • BUTTOCKS.WAV 11 Kb "Incontinentia Buttocks"
  • CARDIAC.WAV 27 Kb "I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest."
  • CHEESE.WAV 17 Kb "Blessed are the cheese makers."
  • CRUX.WAV 74 Kb "Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!" "Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."
  • DIFFRENT.WAV 46 Kb "Yes, we are all different!" "I'm not."
  • DISCUSS.WAV 21 Kb "This calls for immediate discussion!"
  • DOGOODER.WAV 7 Kb "Bloody do-gooder!"
  • DREAMSPT.WAV 45 Kb "I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face."
  • FAVRTISM.WAV 16 Kb "Bloody favourtism!"
  • FOOT.WAV 15 Kb "Oh, my foot!"
  • GIGGLE.WAV 43 Kb "Anybody else feel like a little giggle?"
  • GOAHEAD.WAV 44 Kb "Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care!"
  • GOAWAY.WAV 10 Kb "Go away!"
  • HEARTHIS.WAV 16 Kb "Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this."
  • HIDE.WAV 18 Kb "You haven't given us time to hide."
  • HOW.WAV 20 Kb "How shall we f-ck off, o Lord?"
  • INDIVID.WAV 69 Kb "You're all individuals!" "Yes, we are all individuals!"
  • LINELEFT.WAV 56 Kb "Crucifixion?" "Yes." "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."
  • LUCKY.WAV 30 Kb "You lucky, lucky bastard."
  • LUMPS.WAV 36 Kb "We got lumps of it 'round the back."
  • MESSIAH.WAV 19 Kb "I am not the Messiah!"
  • NAUGHTY.WAV 39 Kb "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."
  • PISSOFF.WAV 8 Kb "Piss off!"
  • PLEASING.WAV 35 Kb "There's no pleasing some people." "That's just what Jesus said, sir."
  • SEXSEX.WAV 27 Kb "Sex, sex, sex, that's all they think about, eh?"
  • SQUAD.WAV 34 Kb "Suicide squad, attack!"
  • STUPID.WAV 22 Kb "You stupid bastard!"
  • SUNRISE.WAV 23 Kb "If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
  • THWOW.WAV 21 Kb "Thwow him to the floor."
  • WASTE.WAV 22 Kb "This is a complete waste of time."
  • WASTLIFE.WAV 24 Kb "It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?"
  • WEIRDO.WAV 10 Kb "Weirdo!"
  • WOGER.WAV 35 Kb "I shall welease Woger!"
  • WOLFNIPL.WAV 28 Kb "Wolf nipple chips! Get them while they're hot! They're lovely!"
  • WOMAN.WAV 16 Kb "Your father was a Woman?"
  • WOMEN.WAV 17 Kb "Are there any women here today?"
  • WUN.WAV 39 Kb "Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money." "A what?"